WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness

So... What the actual hell is going on in this country?

I’ve been holding a lot of what I know back from the public. Predicting major U.S. events for years—elections, abortion rights rollbacks, a whole "dark age" vibe that doesn’t lift for another decade—but I mostly kept those insights between me and my inner circle.

That stops now.

This is WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness—a three-part live webinar series where I’ll be unpacking the United States’ full astrological situation in full out, raw, real, layered and candid detail. We’ll dive into America’s true core, the main characters running the show, and where all this energy is headed for our collective future through some next level astrology analysis.

Whether you’re fluent in astrology or don’t know a single thing about it, ‘Like, that retrograde is WHAT?’, come through. You don’t have to be an expert, just a witness, show up! Let’s experience the mess, mystery, beauty and magic behind the monumental astrology behind this moment together.

🔥 What’s Included:

• Three 90-minute live Zoom sessions (with time for your Questions!)

• Zoom links + calendar reminders sent instantly after you register

• Replays are available, whether or not you show up live

• A space to drop your personal questions or topics you’re into at checkout—and in-session during the live webinars

• An awesome surprise bonus if you’re among the first to sign up (see below) 👀

🗓️ The Breakdown

PART 1: The Country

📅 Friday, June 13, 2025 • 🕐 12:30–2:00pm PT

We’re kicking it off with a full-blown astro-character study of the United States.

• What kind of entity is the USA, really?

• Why is it acting the way it is right now?

• How do its natal placements (and shadowy 12th harmonic) show up in real life—like are there patterns for our entire crazy history resonant in the chart? Yes!

I’ll also walk through my not so mainstream thoughts about how mundane astrology actually works—planets, houses, freak frequencies in harmonics—to broaden the already gigantic context for all of it.

PART 2: The Players

📅 Friday, June 20, 2025 • 🕐 12:30–2:00pm PT

Who’s doing WHAT? We’ll zoom in on major characters on the national and international stage.

• U.S. Constitution (yep, it has a chart)

• Current human figureheads, political, famous, infamous and otherwise

• Countries (Canada, Mexico, Israel, the EU, Palestine, anywhere in the world)

• Wildcards like California (maybe?)

Got someone or something you want to peek at? Drop your interests at checkout—I’ll be building this series around YOUR requests. We will review what you want to look into in the webinars.

PART 3: The Future

📅 Friday, June 27, 2025 • 🕐 12:30–2:00pm PT

What’s coming next? A lot.

• Solar Arc progressions, transits, and harmonic cycles show us the future

• Jupiter Return: July 5, 2025

• Uranus Return: July 26, 2027 (with major Pluto and South Node action)

• Preview of the USA 2026 Midterm Elections [spoiler: expect chaos, tech, uprising, food + culture revolutions, rage, artists, new voices, and chaos (with a side of hope)]

I’m laying out the astro-timeline of what we’re headed into—so we can prepare, reflect, and possibly... not lose our minds?

🎙️ BONUS: Surprise Panel Session

A not-so-little extra: I’m gathering some of my favorite astrologers for a roundtable session soon. We’ll talk collective fate, USA astrology tea, and take your biggest burning questions. If you register for this series now, BONUS, you’re automatically invited to the panel.

📺 Yes, it’ll be recorded too.

🧨 We’re Talking About Things Like…

• Slavery and corporate power

• Cults, corruption, child abuse, and conspiracies

• Black Lives Matter, Me Too, Roe v Wade, Nixon, 9/11, OJ Simpson, LA Riots, Columbine

• Surveillance capitalism, the internet, social media brainwarp, AI

• Climate, planet and environment

• Gerrymandering, revolutions, tech, civil rights, and WTF Pluto in Aquarius is doing

🛡️ A Note on Safety

This is a no-troll zone. We’re working with heavy material here, so emotional safety and mutual respect are non-negotiable. No abuse or nonsense. Trolls will be booted.

This space is for reflection, sharing, truth, and exploration. Thank you for showing up with your whole fabulous self.

🎥 Can’t Make It Live?

No stress. Every session is recorded and sent straight to your inbox.
✅ Watch anytime, on your own schedule.

🎟️ Register Now – $44

There’s a lot to unpack, and I’m finally ready to say it all out loud. Let’s witness and unravel this together.

👉🏽 [Sign Up Now] and secure your seat.