🌀 WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness

So... What the hell is going on in this country?

If you’ve been asking yourself that question lately, you’re not alone. And you’re not crazy either in any way shape or form.

WTF USA? is an ongoing, astrology-powered breakdown of the United States—its soul, its sickness, its story, and its future too. Using deep harmonic astrology analysis, real-world context, and every astrological tool in my arsenal, this series unpacks exactly where we are, how we got here, where we’re headed and what we need to do as humans in this era.

This isn’t fluffy astrology. This is sharp, historical, data-backed, and emotionally honest work. It’s also a support group, a think tank, and a portal for people who want clarity in the chaos.

🔥 What You Get When You Join

• Immediate access to Parts 1–3 (recordings):

  • Part 1: The Country — America’s birth chart, national identity, harmonics

  • Part 2: The Players — key people, issues, countries, events shaping our now

  • Part 3: The Future — U.S. transits, predictions, and the coming Jupiter Return

• Access to all upcoming live webinars + replays in 2025

🗓 Upcoming Sessions – Live at 12:30–2pm PT

Part 4: What Do We Do?
🗓 Friday, September 26
What astrology tells us we need to do to survive (and possibly thrive) as citizens and human beings in this era.

Part 5: Allies + Global Relations + Secession?
🗓 Friday, October 24
Who’s the U.S. really standing with (or against) right now, are we enemy number one? Are the United States going to stay united or will there be secessions? We unpack all the astrological implications.

Part 6: The Year Ahead – 2026
🗓 Friday, November 21
Transits and truths for the next year in America’s journey.

⚠️ Price Update

The cost to join the container is now $55. This gives you full access to:

• All recordings

• All future live sessions in 2025

• A container of sharp, awake, engaged and RAD people in the same boat

👁️ This Is For You If…

• You want to understand what the hell is going on in the U.S.

• You’ve felt the energy shift and know something bigger is at play

• You want to engage in astrology that is grounded, dynamic, researched and relevant

• You’re tired of doomscrolling and want clarity, community and direction with all the chaos going on

• You’re ready for truth—not platitudes

Join now. Plug into the astrology, the insight, the container.
→ Enroll for $55

We’re not just watching this unfold—we’re living through it.
Let’s do it consciously in supportive community.