Upcoming events.
WTF USA? The Astrology Behind The Madness - Part 1
PART 1: The Country
📅 Friday, June 13, 2025 • 🕐 12:30–2:00pm PT
We’re kicking it off with a full-blown astro-character study of the United States.
What kind of entity is the USA, really?
Why is it acting the way it is right now?
How do its natal placements (and shadowy 12th harmonic) show up in real life—like are there patterns for our entire crazy history resonant in the chart? Yes!
I’ll also walk through my not so mainstream thoughts about how mundane astrology actually works—planets, houses, freak frequencies in harmonics—to broaden the already gigantic context for all of it.
WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness - Part 2
PART 2: The Players
📅 Friday, June 20, 2025 • 🕐 12:30–2:00pm PT
Who’s doing WHAT? We’ll zoom in on major characters on the national and international stage.
U.S. Constitution (yep, it has a chart)
Current human figureheads, political, famous, infamous and otherwise
Countries (Canada, Mexico, Israel, the EU, Palestine, anywhere in the world)
Wildcards like California (maybe?)
Got someone or something you want to peek at? Drop your interests at checkout—I’ll be building this series around YOUR requests. We will review what you want to look into in the webinars.
WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness - Part 3
PART 3: The Future
📅 Friday, June 27, 2025 • 🕐 12:30–2:00pm PT
What’s coming next? A lot.
Solar Arc progressions, transits, and harmonic cycles show us the future
Jupiter Return: July 5, 2025
Uranus Return: July 26, 2027 (with major Pluto and South Node action)
Preview of the USA 2026 Midterm Elections [spoiler: expect chaos, tech, uprising, food + culture revolutions, rage, artists, new voices, and chaos (with a side of hope)]
I’m laying out the astro-timeline of what we’re headed into—so we can prepare, reflect, and possibly... not lose our minds?
LA Astro Fest
Join us for the first annual LA Astro Fest at the Pacific Opera Project in Highland Park! Featuring three days of workshops, lectures, and festivities for the astrologically curious. LA Astro Fest is the place to find your community and celebrate astrology with some of the most sought-after voices in the field.
Our guest speakers come from a range of astrological practices, from Hellenistic to Vedic, Evolutionary to Harmonic, and in-between! Whether you’re a casual chart-gazer, a seasoned pro with the planets, or you just want to know what this astrology thing is all about, there is something for everyone at LA Astro Fest!
Clarissa’s talk, Solar Sanity: Daily Astrology Remedies, takes place on Saturday April 26.
The Courageous Curiosity Container
Unlock your creative genius and endless courage in the Courageous Curiosity Container!
What does your 5th harmonic and 13th harmonic mean?!
We’ll discover the implications of your personal 5 and 13 vibe from your natal chart in The Curiosity Containers, live chart reading labs hosted in a fantastic group setting on Zoom.
ALSO included in this bundle is The Courageous Curiosity Companion, a downloadable written guide designed to help you tap into instinctual courage and curiosity throughout the wild 2025 astrology transits and beyond, a lifetime.
This is an ENCORE event because the ones in February and March were incredible. CLICK HERE to join us!
The Planets & Predictions Show!
Join Clarissa and psychic medium Dallisa Hocking on Planets & Predictions Tuesday April 8 2025 at 3PM Pacific.
This is a LIVE show where we blend astrology, current events, and spiritual insight to help you navigate life with more clarity and confidence!
CLICK HERE to tune in live AND watch the replay.
We’ll be breaking down the biggest news headlines through an astrological lens, exploring upcoming planetary shifts, and sharing some hearty wisdom to stay in sync with what is going on.
Expect:
Eye-opening discussions on astrology & real-world events
A look ahead at major planetary transits
Practical guidance to work with the energy of the moment
Some feel-good inspiration and empowering insight for life!