🚀Your INTERGALACTIC Rest Stop for Spiritual NOURISHMENT 🚀

Thank you for landing your vessel at Clarissa Dolphin Explains It All, a place in the galaxy where banal, everyday confusing mundane reality fuses with the multiverse to unlock celestial power, clarity and plain old otherworldly alacrity for being ALIVE.

Let Clarissa chart your astral adventure, ignite your cosmic spark and unravel the mysteries of existence with spiritual guidance. We ascend to new dimensions in off-the-chart accurate consultations, exhilarating classes, webinars and other rad interstellar events.

💫 How I Can Guide You

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    ASTROLOGY

    Astrology Sessions — In-depth guidance for life, love, and purpose.
    👉 Book Astrology

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    TAROT

    Tarot Sessions — Cut through the noise with answers you can use.
    👉 Book Tarot

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    Energy Healing

    Energy Healing — Restore balance and feel spiritually nourished.
    👉 Book Healing

📦 SESSION Packages for Consistent Guidance

Want steady support and real momentum? My session packages bundle multiple sessions at exclusive savings.

Deep Dive Astrology Series

3 × 60-min sessions → $600 (save $150)

Reiki Reset HEALING SERIES

4 × 60-min sessions → $500 (save $164)

Seasonal Guidance Tarot

4 × 30-min sessions → $333 (save $111)

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VIP + APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAMS

COMING SOON

Exciting programs are coming soon for those who want to dive deeper, learn directly from me, and gain exclusive access to mentorship and tools.

WHAT CLIENTS ARE SAYING 🗣️ 🌟

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    Omg girl, your reiki and magic has helped me get back to some emotional balance🙏🏾 you have no idea how much healing you bring to my life! Thank youuuuu ❤️❤️

    Sofia G.

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    I cannot thank you enough. Seriously I have been so leveled up and life saved by your reading. I appreciate so much the extra time and energy you gave me, and in relistening to the recording I have gotten so much value again and my original thought which was, damn every single second of that was sold gold, is totally confirmed.

    Rachael M.

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    Yooooooo! I just rewatched our chart reading session and 🤯 shit has been on point and happening !!!!! You are amazing!

    Sofia G.

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    Holy smokes, this was the best reading I’ve received in a long time! Everything you wrote was so on point and so very helpful. I cried at the stuff you wrote. Especially the advice about my mom. It’s truly perfect advice. Perfect. Thank you again and I’ll be referring people to you!

    Amber J.

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    Clarissa thank you SO much for this reading. Getting this validation made me cry, it was such a relief to hear these things that resonate as deeply true. I appreciate you so much and I’ve been recommending you to everyone! Really helped shift me from fear to faith.

    Nicole S.

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Courses & Webinars

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Courses & Webinars 〰️

📚 Learn & Grow With Me

From Harmonic Astrology 101 to specialty classes, my courses help seekers expand their spiritual language, deepen their practice, gain tools for insight and thrive as humans and practitioners.

⬇️ Explore Classes ⬇️

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HARMONIC ASTROLOGY 101

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LIVE LABS

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COURAGEOUS CURIOSITY CONTAINER

🌎 WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness

🌎 WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness

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The chaos isn’t random. WTF USA? is my signature series that unpacks America’s astrology and exposes the cycles driving today’s upheaval.

Now available as on-demand recordings, you’ll get:

  • Clear context for what’s unfolding

  • Validation when everything feels upside down

  • A deeper astrological lens to help you navigate the madness

📰 Latest Articles & Horoscopes

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Explore what’s new — my latest writings, guidance, and horoscopes created to nourish your path.

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Why work with me

Hi there — I’m Clarissa Dolphin, astrologer, tarot reader, and healer. I’ve guided thousands of clients through sessions, classes, and events, both in person and online. My approach is grounded in compassion, integrity, and years of practical application.

When we work together, you gain clarity and validation for where you are. You also leave with confidence about the future you want — and tools to create a better present right now.

✨ Your Next Step Awaits ✨

Astrology, tarot, or healing — choose the session that speaks to you and step into powerful relief and clarity today.

👉 Find Your Session