Welcome to the F**king Universe: Ephemeral Astrology 2026 & Solar System Inspired Stanzas

Welcome to the f**king universe.

I think we all deserve a reintroduction to our marvelous lives, to be in existence.

This is a long-winded way of saying I’m so honored to be a part of the Ephemeral Astrology calendar for 2026, the Year of the Fire Horse.

The Voice of the Moon

I am the voice of the Moon in this edition. Every time the Moon enters a new zodiac sign, I handwrote an entry to honor it. This is the most creative project I’ve been a part of perhaps in my entire career.

The oracular poetry of this is marvelous to witness, in that, even though we’re writing about collective astrology transits, the piece always hits so accurate and deep—it completely relates to your own personal life in the moment.

A Human Soul in a Digital Age

I’m writing with the amazing Rae Rutter (Rae of F**king Sunshine) and Ross O’Brien (Diarizt), and I can’t tell you how beautiful I think the writing is. It’s so impressive. To have a handwritten oracular poetry book in your digital calendar of choice in the age of AI is so refreshing. And again, it hits so hard and good, it’s like you can taste it.

Poetic, Probing, and Provocative

Someone who signed up for the Ephemeral calendar said it’s:

“Poetic, probing and provocative, so connected, so unique, written beautifully.”

She mentioned she uses it for everything—relationships, career, whatever is going on. SAME!

### Join the Community This is just the start of this project, the community, and the impact. I’m inviting you to join Ephemeral Astrology.

• The Code: Use DOLPHIN11 for a discount.

• The Trial: You can also get a free trial month to see if you vibe with it.

• The Destination: Visit EphemeralAstrology.com

Let’s live in solar system inspired stanzas together.